I recall a George Carlin routine from many years ago:
Honey? What's this?
I don't know… what does it look like?
Um… could be meat… could be cake… Looks like meatcake?!
Put it back. Someone might want it!
The Friday 5 for this week is like that 😉
- Name five things in your refrigerator.
- Name five things in your freezer.
- Name five things under your kitchen sink.
- Name five things around your computer.
- Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
- Name five things in your refrigerator.
Milk, eggs, cheese, celery, peanut butter… - Name five things in your freezer.
ice :-), ice cream, frozen berries, freezer packs, cookies (cookies keep almost forever if frozen)… - Name five things under your kitchen sink.
dishwasher detergent, dishpans, cans for storing fat from cooking, metal brush for the charcoal grill, spare sink scrubbies… - Name five things around your computer.
pens & papers, stuffy toys, digital camera, hot sync / recharge cradle for my Handspring Visor, one or more cats… - Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
Excedrin, Tylenol Sinus medicine, Actifed, Titrilac (antacid), toothpaste…
That was fun, I guess. What have you got?