Slightly Off KIlter

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Welcome Christmas

And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow…

Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!

"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!"


Grinch Singing-1

 

Welcome, Christmas

Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Welcome Christmas, bring your light
Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Welcome in the cold dark night

Welcome Christmas, fah who rahmus
Welcome Christmas, dah who dahmus
Welcome Christmas, while we stand
heart to heart and hand in hand

Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Welcome Christmas, come this way
Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day

Welcome, welcome, fah who rahmus
Welcome, welcome, dah who dahmus
Christmas Day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp

Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Welcome Christmas, bring your cheer
Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Cheer to all whos far and near

Welcome Christmas, fah who rahmus
Welcome Christmas, dah who dahmus
Welcome Christmas, while we stand
heart to heart and hand in hand

Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Welcome Christmas, come this way
Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day

Welcome, Christmas, fah who rahmus
Welcome, Christmas, dah who dahmus
Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have we

Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Welcome Christmas, Bring your cheer
Fah who foraze, dah who doraze
Cheer to all whos far and near

[ Welcome Christmas! ]

The above link is perhaps a very elaborate practical joke, but it's a cute read regardless…