I did a Catch & Release last night on a Very Large spider** in the bathroom.
** Where by "very large" I mean a typical Yahoo! Sunnyvale-sized orb weaver. Body as long as my little finger joint. Legs would have landed outside a 50-cent piece (a what? 
I'm sorry, spider. You are very handsome and I will not squish you but you do NOT belong inside my house.
S/he/it led me a merry chase down the wall and along the bottom of the shower doo but I (<<shudder>>) prevailed and successfully captured the (OMG OMG Giant) Arachnid (in my House OMG OMG) and let it go at the end of the front porch.
Live long and prosper, spider. Just… not in my bathroom.
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